Weirdism
The craaaaaaaziest thing has just happened. Anyone remember my roomate last year, who was from Finlandia? We called her Olga and didn't get along with her all that well. We all thought she had gone back to Finlandia, never to be seen again -- well, think again. Yesterday I'm wandering around campus when who do I spy but Olga herself! And not only Olga, but her creepy newfie boyfriend from last year, who she started going out with 3 weeks before she let, and then re-arranged her flight to go meet his parents before she went back to Finlandia. Quite beside myself, I plaster the biggest smile on my face and go up to her
thinking: Holy shit! She's back from Hell-sinki! (bad pun, sorry.)
me: Olga! Holy shit! How are you?!
O : Great, how are you?
: I'd be better if you were in Finland you bitch
me: I'm really good, how come you're back?
O: Well, I didn't know I would be back until this summer actually.
: You always were a slow one.
me: Oh? Well that's great, I never thought I would see you again!
: if I only I'd never had to...
O: *twitters*
me: So, where are you living?
: Who the fuck twitters? Please let it not be next door...
O: Over in phase two this year, actually.
me: Ahh, well that's cool.
: Too bad it isn't further.
newfie: *coughs*
me: Oh, I'm sorry, I don't remember your name.
: I wouldn't waste the brain cells required..
newfie: oh, yeah, I'm Steve* (I could be wrong, wasn't paying too much attention)
: Can I call you the Creepy Newfie Guy, instead? Don't try to shake my hand you C-N-G, hands off!
me: Well, uh....... *awkward pause*
: Shit, I've run out of things to say, do I pull out Harry Potter, the Hurricane or just make a break for it?
me: Anyway, I'm sorry to have interupted your walk... I'll just... go now.
And then I ran away. Weird, huh? Just one of those things that makes you stop and stare. Aww, it's nearly 7 -- I have to go back and finish volunteering now, I had a break for a few hours, but I'm off to work again. Oh -- and by the way, I eventually remembered why I volunteer: new people and free stuff. woot!

4 Comments:
Aww, gee. You just spurred me into turning comment verification on. Hate yourself. I do, and so do my readers. Verification is a pain in teh ASS.
hahaha You're my hero! So evil. I love it!
Good to hear that volunteering isn't as terrible as you thought it might be...free stuff makes everything better :) Let me know if you meet a guy named AJ.
<3 Kerri
yeah sure, no problem, i'll just go around asking everyone if their name is AJ. sounds like a plan.
After meeting those cute boys, it should be no problem for you to go around asking people if they are/know AJ. Do it up!
I have perfect faith in you.
Liz!
P.S. I'm missing you something huge, ya know.
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