What NOT to Wear: Cat-ear girl edition
So there is this idiot in my Children's lit class that annoys the hell out of me. She is obnoxious, always comes in late, interrupts the prof to share her very unenlightened and unasked for opinions, and dresses like she is on crack. She has worn cat-ears on more than one occasion, and is just generally poorly dressed all of the time. I feel like sikking Clinton and Stacy on her. I was inspired by her outfit today, to draw you a picture. Let us all pretend we are in front of the 360 degree mirror, shall we? (Can you be "in front" of a 360 degree mirror?)
Now, as you can see, this girl needs some help. Legwarmers on her arms, a lacy black slip over jeans, a cat-ear toque? It's appalling. And to top it all off, when she put on her outdoor-clothes to brave the weather at the end of class, I saw her pulling a grey leopard print scarf out of her bag. Notice that the top and the shoes are un- coordinated, baby pink shoes and a bold pink turtleneck. At first glance I thought the goggles were actually cats-eye glasses, but I was wrong.
Do you think she had a seizure while she was getting dressed this morning? Because I almost suffered one from looking at her.
posted by swanky_little_duck @ 10:10 p.m.
5 Comments:
I think this post proves that you, Marissa and I have all been watching WAY too much "what not to wear" lately, and that some people *cough*cat-ear girl*cough* aren't nearly watching enough.
Haha, you know what's great? a girl in my class last night had a hoodie on that had devil horns on the top... I thought you'd highly enjoy that fact. Because t goes rather well with what this whole thing is about. Too bad you couldn't be there.
Miss you terribly!!!
Liz
I have a cat ear toque. :(
I made it myself...do I get any points for that? Can I still be your friend?
-rhi
First off, just remember that you said "all coments exepted" so dont complain, and dont bother trying to reply, im probibly never coming back to this site again, but here it goes:
1. this girl sounds like my kind of friend. dont make fun of her cuz shes cooler than you.
2. saying gothic-dressers look like their on crack is like saying holister-dressers look like sluts.
3. why the hell do you care how this girl dresses?
4. cat ears fucking ROCK.
5. i suport fineskylark: I myself sewed cat ears on one of my old hoddies.
6. this girl is REAL. she does what she wants and what makes her happy is to stand out. YOU on the other hand are perfectly fine with being blind to the way of creative originality. your entire closet probibly has matching socks to go with every outfit.
7. i also agree with kate: you watch WAY too much t.v... go outside and play soccer, do a cartweel and get active before you get old.
8. to liz i ofer this advise: you sound like you know this girl... keep in mind this refers to you too.
forNever yours,
SAY
(SAY is the last three letters of my name lindSAY, but lindsay sounds prep.)
p.s: i change my mind. i will check in here every so often in case you want to you know, complain your ass off about what i wrote, only because it was fun writing about you. i bet you have some things to say to me! XD
this is me:
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg4/__Say/sayk.jpg
this is awe-inspiring:
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg4/__Say/l_3a9bf961dcea24485a535e652ee4309d.jpg
this is for you:
http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg50/erkthefreak/thmiddle_finger.gif
i just noticed your coment is from 2005, how wonderful... well i'll be here anyways.
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