Hilariosity.

So I'm driving down Hugel st, singing about Banana Pancakes with Jack Johnson, and I (being the conscientious driver that I am) stop at a red light. I look over to my right in hopes that I will see something (anything!) vaguely interesting and/or amusing and then, low and behold I see an OPP (Ontario Provincial Police) officer sauntering down the street with some hardcore intimidating sunglasses on. You have to understand though, that when I say sauntering, I mean one of those unyielding, tough, in-your-face, "look-at-me-I-have-power-over-you-even-though-I'm-a-traffic-cop" kind of way. This is important when you picture this happening, because the next thing that happened was she started flailing her arms around like she was on-fire, hitting herself and running down the street (in the opposite direction she had been heading) in hysterics.

Turns out she wasn't having a seizure, it was just a bee. Best part was, it flew off for a second and she calmed straight down....and then it landed on her shoulder and started the whole thing all over again. Needless to say, I nearly peed my pants.

like 11 more days left.... my soul is hurting.

EEP!

Friday July 22, 2005
Virgo
Your health and physical appearance are on your mind now, which certainly explains your recent fascination with mirrors. Well, get used to it. The person who's made you so self-aware isn't going anywhere for a while.


It REALLY creeps me out when these things are accurate. Even though they are (probably?) a load of bunk......DAMN.

$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $

WOOOT!

FREEEEEEEEEEEE MONEY! my school gave me freeeeeeee money for being AWESOME!

Sometimes I love being me ^_^

HARRY POTTER TOMORROW!!!!

WOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!1


Now lets see if I can finish it before work on Sunday morning... that gives me approximately 13 hours of reading time.. think I can do it?

Well, I know I can!


mouahahahahaha!!!!! *chokes on her laugh and falls to the floor, spluttering.*

BASTARDS!

Would someone please look at the day this was posted and then look at the day they want us to pay them, please?

Posted Thursday, June 30, 2005 Finance Dept.
All returning students who have pre-registered must send the University a $100.00 deposit to confirm their Registration for the Fall/Winter 2005-2006 terms by June 30, 2005. All Students registering after June 30, 2005 must pay the $100.00 deposit at time of registration.


ITS THE SAME FRIGGIN DAY!!!!!! If you are going to be a bastard and introduce a new registration fee (there never was one 'til now) you would THINK they would have the courtesy to let us KNOW!!!! I mean, fuck!!!!! It's July 4th now, and I just paid it -- so Im late, all I have to say is its a good thing I decided to get up early on my day off and come to the office to check my internet, 'cause otherwise I would be teh screwed.

blargh.