Still Vulnerable:

You'd think at twenty years of age I would be capable of wearing a white shirt for one whole day without managing to get a stain right in the nipple area of my t-shirt. Apparently however, this is not the case at all. I may just have to put away/frame the beautiful robot tee that Daniella made for me, simply because I am incapable of wearing it without looking like a slob. It's one of the most tragic things I've ever experienced.