I'm suddenly glad i've never sat in one of those : \ NatalieDeedotcom

Oh God this website is the funniest thing I've ever read. I'm going to pee my pants laughing, I swear to god. Here, have a sample:

Q: how come my hips don't flow, when i try to belly dance? am i really a man?

A: yes. you probably are. either that, or you just need to practice more. i think that belly dancing is a skill like anything else, and you need to practice before you will be able to get that flow. maybe try thinking sexy thoughs. i dunno. i've never belly danced.

Q: I live in southern Australia, an down here there is a serious problem with possums at this time of the year, they like to root (fornicate) alot around my garden at night, now this is all fair enough, but they make a noise similar to that of a cat being rectally probed with a brick. Do you have any suggestions as to how I may deter their trists in the tree next to my bedroom window every evening.

A: throw a rock or something out there when you hear them do it. do it all the time, every time they hear it. maybe then they would be less apt to pick your yard for fuckin'. negative reinforcement works with dogs and cats, why not with possums??