To Clear things up:
Some of you have expressed concern over the roomate of mine that disappeared last week.
Rest assured that she's back, well and hearty, she just decided to take a trip to British Columbia (only the other side of the country,) without letting anyone know. She has not been chopped up into bits, raped or pillaged, frozen to death, stabbed, run over, drowned or tortured in any way, shape, or form.
Although.... I did ask her where the fuck she'd been when she got back, and if looks could kill, well.. let's just leave it at that.
posted by swanky_little_duck @ 11:31 p.m.
2 Comments:
"raped or pillaged"........!!!!
What is the difference.......????
If you had "belled" her when I told you.....but NOOOooooo.....you said.....
She isnt a cat, and I wasn't interested in seeing how cat-like she could be (clawing at my eyes and stuff) if I had tried to collar her.
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