St.Valentine

Checkerboard Nightmare

Ahh, Valentine's day. I don't understand when people get all maudlin over being alone on this particular holiday. It's just a day, like every one of the 364 other days of the year. What does heart-shaped chocolate and cupid bunting do to people to make people bemoan the fact that they haven't got a significant other over a [few] bottle[s] of wine [à la Bridget Jones?]

Who was Saint Valentine anyhow? I knew at some point, [catholic school-girl here,after all] but how many people actually know that Valentine's day isn't just a Hallmark holiday?

My plans for Valentine's day include taking advantage of a promotion going on at Boston Pizza in honour of this dead guy [who apparently had a thing for chubby old men with wings and arrows,] and having a heart-shaped pizza while we [K,E&I] laugh at middle-school couples who are trying to be cool by buying their pre-pubescant significant others heart-shaped pizzas as a grand gesture of their love.

mouahahaha.