My Welcome Back:

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate,
You do nothing but sleep for six months.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.

If you're a bear you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs.

If you're a mamma bear, everyone expects you mean business,
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.

If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling.
He expects you to have hairy legs and excess body fat.

So....you wanna be a bear???

Welcome back from hibernation.

martin


I'm highly amused, somewhat insulted and veryyyy hungry. Spent 160 on groceries. yeesh. Maybe I am a bear. Jim, want to lend me your tatoo?

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