Great Deals!! [EDITED]

Ahh look, the amazing orange-osity of these boots just boggles the mind. I will never lose my feet again. They should market these to pregnant women, they always complain about losing their feet. Good for drunks too.....

Well, the peripheral glow of these boots will ensure that you know where your feet are at all times! Available for only 399.95!! And if you buy now, I will throw in suckling pig!!

For No extra charge!!!!!!!!!!

Just call 1-800-IMA-DOLT, that's 1-800-462-3658

Please have your credit card ready.

You know, I felt sure that this would elicit some laughs. Don't you people realize what the comment button is for? COMMENTS!! If I didn't want comments, I would take away the comment button: I have the power!!!

Geeeeeeeeeeeeez [bob, note the elongated SECOND syllable]

I feel like a little trained monkey who is going through her repetoire of tricks for the kids from The Village of the Damned:

"No, Monkey! We will not toss you coins or tasty treats; we will fry your brains with our red red eyes! mouahahahahahaha"