Who's hair do I feel like setting on fire today?

Goddamnit. I feel like I'm living with a two year old who needs constant supervision. Eira keeps leaving the front door unlocked, which I find slightly problematic considering we all leave our bedroom doors unlocked, 3 of us own highly portable, not to mention highly expensive laptops, and the Tv is small enough to easily steal. She got another note.

I really wish she didn't live with us, and I don't care if that makes me a bitch. Is it wrong of me to wish that she decides to go back home with her parents at Christmas and never come back? I think that would be a great gift.

In other news, black widow spiders have been found in grapes in Canada, several people are selling cereal bits that "look like E.T" and I have decided to become a concert flutist, courtesy of Amanda.

current music:Stop Whispering, Radiohead
current mood: Violent