*COUGH, COUGH*

Alright,
so once upon a time there was a very obnoxious and tiny girl from Guelph, who loved me very much. I loved her too, and for a while, it was good. Then I went away, and the tiny obnoxious girl missed me, and tried to fill the void in her heart with a boy, but it didn't fit right, and she still missed me. Then came the summer, and they played like in the old days, and it was good. Then a while passed, and the tiny girl and I moved out and went away again. For a long time we didn't talk, because both of us were very busy people. And the tiny obnoxious girl got mad at me for not talking to her, and she cried. Then I wrote this story and it was good.
THE END